Calling Down The Fire -
Literature fun today. The same dumb I'm-better-than-you asshat decided to open
her mouth yet again today. With truly stupifying results. Our professor decided
to compare a poem to the teeny-pop icon, Britney Spears. Now, before I'm hung
by my ankles and my hair set on fire, hear this one out. Keiko-the-Asshat
decides to say the following:
"She's a great singer, but she doesn't
have it up here." *points to head*
I have two problems with this.
#1) How the hell does she know how intelligent a celebrity is? I'm not saying
that Big-Boobs-Brtiney is a rocket scientist, but geez. #2) "Great singer?"
What the fuck?! I dont' know what planet ole Keiko is comin' from, but here
most of us (see People Over 12-Years-Old) consider synthesized voices to
be a complete and utter mark of shame on the music industry. In any case, I
responded to #1 with the following:
"Yeah, because we know you MUST
have met her. And you being the most intelligent person in this room, you
surely are the best judge of someone's intelligence."
the professor, laughed a little at that one. Maybe I should change majors and
become a professional insulter.
College-educated morons - L33T
Ok, I was in my English Literature class this morning trying to make
sense of a Wordsworth poem while simultaneously fighting to stay awake (note to
self: get MORE than 5 hours next time). We're split up into groups for the
analysis and I've got a pretty decent bunch. However, there's always ONE, isn't
there? In my group's case, the one turned out to be a 350 lb whale with a
Superman t-shirt and the analytical skills of a dyslexic 4-year-old. But she
thought she was the proverbail shiznat and proceeded to try and tear down
everything I brought up. So after a couple run-ins with this self-proclaimed
genius, I just give up and start making jokes. Here's how that
Me: Oh wait, we're supposed to have actually READ this in order
to analyze it?
Group (minus Keiko-the-Asshat):
Keiko-the-Asshat: Since I'm a dumbass, I will proceed to take
your comment seriously, ignoring all other signs of humor... Yes, we were
supposed to read. Why didn't you? I did.
Me: It was a joke... See how
everyone else is laughing?
Keiko-the-Asshat: Did I mention I'm a
Me: Yes, I believe you did. Now shut the hell
Ok, so maybe it didn't go EXACTLY like that.. But you get what
I hate stupid people.
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and Dad haven't had sex in a loonng time - L33T
Check this out..
A ghost is inhabiting a house in North Yorkshire. Funny part
is that he's horny:
"It's stroked my knee and my hair several times.
It's really creepy," said Mrs Morris, a mother of three.
"Once I was in
the kitchen watching TV and I felt this hand stroking my leg. At first I
thought it was Darren feeling romantic, but when I turned around to tell him
off, there was no one there. My husband was in the other room.
hate to bring this up, but I think Mrs. Morris NEEDS the ghost if she was about
to "tell... off" her husband for arousing her. That's gotta make Mr. Morris
feel very very inadequate. Hell, I would feel inadequate if a ghost was getting
more from my wife than I was. Stupid specters.
Kitty Pr0n - L33T
Well, now the toy industry is just
making me sick. Check this new Harry Potter toy out.. *sigh* Sick
Still don't get it? Ok, let me give you a hint:
*shudder* I feel dirty just posting this. Ahhh..
this makes me feel
On - L33T
Well, USC beat Auburn tonight... Happy
times. I'm really really liking the college thing. Oh, and because I'm in such
a good mood, here's a little something extra for you to have nightmares
Damn preppy rich boys.. Makes me