Archive for June,
Ramblings Of A Blind Man - L33T
posted a new rant today on the ethics of debating/discussion. Hopefully it
proves to be edifying in some odd way and will spark a DISCUSSION (just read
it) that will leave both parties with a larger sense of self.
The Banner Yet Wave -
||Alright, our nation is officially going straight down
the proverbial tubes. Some federal court in San Fransisco has decided that "the
Pledge of Allegiance is an unconstitutional endorsement of religion and cannot
be recited in schools." What a crock. Just leave the "under God" part out if it
bothers you that much. San Fransisco: Home of the irrational and unpatriotic.
Check it out
Raped By Spiderman -
have combined the DNA from a goat and spider to create an animal which produces
silk that is five times stronger than steel. The fibre, derived from the goats'
milk, harnesses the huge strength of silk spun by spiders.
could be worth millions because the silkmilk fibre can be used to make body
armour which is far tougher than normal bullet-proof vests while
weighing little more than a cotton shirt.
Am I the only one stoked
about the possiblity of
wearing goat milk? Actually, I'll bet
this guy is excited as can be.
And Punishment - L33T
A mom and dad decided Sunday to
stop their 21-year-old daughter from seeing her married boyfriend by tying her
to a bed with 30-pound chains, police said.
Guadalupe and David Mata
admitted to locking their daughter with two "giant gate locks" to prevent her
from going out, said Fullerton Police Lt. Danny Becerra.
An officer later
found her spread-eagle on the bed with each arm and leg chained to a different
"I guess these parents didn't approve of her dating this guy,"
Hmm... You think the parents didn't want their
daughter dating a married man, huh? That's pretty crazy because I think they
chained her down to help her get deeper into her relationship with him. I'm
telling you, those Fullerton Cops really know how to call 'em. I'll have to
chain thing when my daughter's dating someone I don't like...
And FIRST Rant! - L33T
Ok, I added a new rant today (the
first in the section actually. If anyone is especially touchy on the whole
religion issue, then you should probably avoid it... Actually, read it. That's
why I wrote it. Get over to the rant section right now.
Stuff'll Clear Your Sinuses -
The liquid that had just passed Surles'
personal taste test was a homemade tea. It also was a home remedy, ready to be
used, as Surles has used it countless times in her 78 years, to combat the
common cold or a bout of flu.
The beverage is commonly called Many Weed Tea.
main ingredient is dried cow manure.
You've got to be freakin' kidding me. I wouldn't
bring a cup of hot steamy cow-joe within a ten foot radius of my mouth. Take
some over-the-counter tasteless pills or something. No thanks, I think I'm
going to go crap out a home remedy now.
Retards Use Cell Phones -
Oh boy, the
world is going to end... Soon. Check
The study, conducted by the Radiation and
Nuclear Safety Authority in Finland, found that exposing human cells to one
hour of mobile phone radiation triggered a response which normally only occurs
when cells are being damaged.
OK, now I've heard everything.
Question: Who in the freakin' world is using a cellphone for a solid hour!? And
using it for hour blocks every day. I couldn't do that for even a week before
all of my minutes ran out. So, basically,only the brains of all the big-shot
execs are going to explode any day now. Oh well, I guess that makes more room
for me at the top...
Now Nobody's Takin' Your Candy - L33T
Just wanted to let everyone know that the new
Live CD, V, is one of
the coolest listening experiences I've ever had. I've always enjoyed
Live's stuff, though I
have yet to hear the first CD, Mental Jewelry. I'm sure it's rockin', though.
So, for anybody who hasn't heard of
Live... You suck, go
out and by their CD right away to save your soul from eternal
A VERY L33T BAND
Advantage Of Me! - L33T
I was thinking today, why in the
world are women so afraid to make the first move on a guy? I think it is
absolutely ridiculous to think that a guy will get uncomfortable if a woman
tries to make the first move. I know plenty of guys that would be infinitely
grateful to a girl for getting that bit out of the way. Really, ladies, you
don't realize how incredibly difficult it is for us guys to know when to make a
move. There are a couple great reasons why women should be more
Perfect Yet Teenly
Example Of An Aggresive Woman
1) Women know when they feel comfortable with a move being made
upon them. We men, not being psychics, are unable to know these
2) Women don't need to worry about whether or not a guy is ready
to have a move made upon him. He's always ready.
So, ladies, take the
pressure of the man and GO FOR IT! He'll be extremely thankful to you and the
relationship will be able to progress without the F.M.S. (First Move